emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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nayarivera Lazy Sundays…
nayarivera Lazy Sundays…

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"When I was yelling at the kids and Mamrie comes in in her candy bra, and I had to be all sad and crying, so if you watch the scene, my eyes are looking up the whole time because i was thinking to myself “You have to be sad, don’t look at her tits” because if I did I would break down laughing." - Grace Helbig

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blxkelee:

is this srsly our first lady

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comedycentral:

He also frequently forgets about Dre.
[@ComedyCentral]

comedycentral:

He also frequently forgets about Dre.

[@ComedyCentral]

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